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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Learn English through jokes 40 "Baby-bottle nipples factory"

Learn English through jokes 40 "Baby-bottle nipples factory"

Baby-bottle nipples factory
โรงงานผลิตหัวจุกขวดนมสำหรับทารก

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottlenipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubberbeing injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound isthe needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms aremanufactured.
machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Waita minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss,hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says theguide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

Link to Thai translated version (ลิงค์ไปที่บทแปลภาษาไทย)
http://englishentertain.thport.com/index.php?topic=44.0

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